1 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:19,970 Thank you guys so much. 2 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,170 I've been out here forever. 3 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,470 What do we have here, Willie? 4 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,130 Looks like we got ourselves a hitchhiker, Billy. 5 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:33,410 I was looking for a ride, but I can just keep walking. 6 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:37,250 Oh, come on. We're not the type of guys to leave a girl out here walking in the 7 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,710 rain. Are we, Willie? 8 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,190 No, we're not, Billy. 9 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:42,210 I'm glad. 10 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:44,390 If you're going to be walking, you're going to be going nowhere fast. 11 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:46,010 There's not a town for miles. 12 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,440 So are you going to get in or not? 13 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,120 Come on, we going back. 14 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:56,600 Alright, that's what I'm talking about. 15 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,060 Come on, get in here. 16 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,000 You getting in or what? Come on. 17 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,260 I'm actually going really far, so if you guys wouldn't mind just dropping me at 18 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,260 the next rest stop. 19 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:52,920 Well, honey, there ain't no rest stop for a while. 20 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,580 Not for miles. 21 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:02,120 We're all alone out here. 22 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,560 Don't you worry, we're going to drop you off at the next stop. 23 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 Okay, thanks. 24 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,160 being out here all alone. 25 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,140 You know what's dangerous for a young girl like you? Hitchhiking out here all 26 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,140 alone. 27 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,640 Yeah, all sorts of weirdos out here. 28 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,760 Oh, come on. We're just messing with you. 29 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:37,800 So how old are you? 30 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:40,080 Um, 19. 31 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,040 What's your name anyways? 32 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,860 In case you haven't figured out already. 33 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,320 We're the Dalton twins. 34 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,020 Billy and Willie. 35 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,040 My name's Tanya. 36 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,200 Aren't you going to say nice to meet you? 37 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,300 Or is it not nice to meet us? 38 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,500 I'm just messing with you. 39 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,800 I'm sorry about that. You know my brother doesn't talk to too many 40 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,360 You don't see too many new faces. 41 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,320 So anyway, what brings you out to this neck of the woods? 42 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:19,640 Well, I'm actually writing a modern day hitchhiking book. 43 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,100 So, I've been hitchhiking in the U .S. 44 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,000 Been out here a couple weeks. 45 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:29,300 It hasn't been too much trouble to get a ride, but this past town that I just 46 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,600 had to walk out of, well, there is literally nobody. 47 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:35,980 It's true. 48 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,000 That's so true. 49 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaking of being out here all alone, got anybody waiting for you to get back? 50 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,690 Boyfriend or something. 51 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:56,870 I mean, say if I had you on my side, I wouldn't let you go nowhere. 52 00:04:57,650 --> 00:04:58,650 Is that right? 53 00:04:58,690 --> 00:04:59,930 Me neither, brother. 54 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,010 Me neither. 55 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:09,030 Um, you know, I actually just... I just got off the phone with him right before 56 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,030 you guys pulled up. 57 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:12,590 And just to let him know where I was. 58 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:16,190 Oh, you don't have to worry your pretty little head about anything. 59 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:17,810 You got a lot of us. 60 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,940 Besides, there's no reception out of here for pals. 61 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,300 Feisty one. 62 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,200 So, 63 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,180 how far is it to the next town? 64 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,020 It's not too far, is it, Willie? 65 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,860 It's not too far at all, Billy. 66 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:40,720 But we do have to make one stop first, don't we, Billy? 67 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,020 Certainly do, Willie. 68 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,560 Certainly do. 69 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,840 That? 70 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:50,420 Yeah, we got to make a stop, you know, stop right at our house right up here. 71 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:54,100 Are you trying to open the window? 72 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,560 Yeah, Billy here likes to keep the safety lock on. 73 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,160 Don't want you falling out or anything, do we? 74 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:08,260 But listen, don't worry about a thing. 75 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:11,960 Yeah, we just got to take a little, take a little care of something for our ma. 76 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,080 Yeah, she ain't well, you see, she ain't all right in the head. 77 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:19,110 Don't you worry right when we're done. We're gonna take you right back on the 78 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:19,910 road where you want to be 79 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:39,210 We're 80 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:40,210 here 81 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,400 Coming or not. 82 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:33,910 our humble abode. 83 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,250 Let's eat. 84 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:38,830 Um, that's okay. I'm just gonna wait for you guys by the door. 85 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:43,710 Our couch ain't good enough for the big fancy writer? 86 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:46,450 No, I just don't. 87 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:50,490 I'm just playing with you. 88 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:52,530 I got it again, Billy. 89 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:55,290 Let's go say hi to mom. 90 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:57,030 Alright. 91 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:01,430 Uh, the phone, guys. 92 00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:05,250 Willie, don't you have the phone? Come on, Willie. You know you had it last. 93 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,730 I swear you had it. Come on. Quit playing with it. 94 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:09,550 We'll get you that. 95 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:10,710 Yeah, we'll find it. 96 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,910 Hey, Mom, your favorite son's here. Quit playing. You know I'm your favorite 97 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,910 mom. 98 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,240 How are you? 99 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,060 So you found a bum? 100 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:12,100 Thought you'd try your luck out there, huh? 101 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,540 Don't you know there's lots of dangerous animals out there? 102 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,660 You can go if you want. 103 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,760 Or you can stay, have a little fun. 104 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,100 No! 105 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,520 What the hell are you doing over there? 106 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,520 Oh, come on, Billy. We're just having fun. 107 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,820 Ain't we? 108 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,380 Come on now. You're scaring the poor girl. 109 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,720 Sit down. 110 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,920 I told you not to do this. 111 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:46,820 Without waiting for me. 112 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:51,300 You guys are fucking creeps. Leave me the fuck alone. 113 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,640 All I want is a ride. 114 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400 Actually... 115 00:09:57,860 --> 00:10:01,340 We were just going to give you that lift we were talking about, but you can't 116 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,020 even take a joke. She can't. 117 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,180 I don't think we're going to do that anymore. 118 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,720 You know, guys, we got up on the wrong foot. I really just want to get to the 119 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,359 next town. 120 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,240 Yeah, we sure as fuck did get on the wrong foot. 121 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,460 That's all I want. 122 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:19,400 You know, I don't really like your attitude. 123 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,479 No, sir. 124 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,540 Bad attitude indeed. 125 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,300 Ungrateful. 126 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,830 But you know what? 127 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,230 I think I got an idea. 128 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:35,370 You know, like we were saying earlier, we don't really get to see many faces 129 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,410 around here, do we now, Willie? No, we don't, Billy. 130 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:45,090 I was thinking, you know, maybe you could ease our loneliness. 131 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,050 The both of us. 132 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,380 You guys are fucking sickos. Fuck that. Oh, suit yourself. 133 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,020 Enjoy yourself out there now. 134 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:25,590 But make it quick. 135 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,190 We'll make it quick. 136 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,250 Don't worry about a thing. 137 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:36,330 And darling, when we're done, we'll give you a ride wherever you need to go. 138 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,230 Thank you. 139 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,550 That's all I want. 140 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,130 And this is all we want. 141 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,690 It's been a long time, hasn't it, Willie? 142 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,110 Yes, it has, Billy. 143 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:47,850 It's been too long. 144 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,330 That's right, Lily. That's right, Lily. 145 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:07,790 That's right, Lily. Look at that. 146 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:09,710 Make it quick, boys. 147 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:12,070 Look at that, Lily. 148 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,130 Look at that. 149 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,070 Yes. Yes. 150 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,480 That's right little girl. 151 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,340 Suck that fucking dick. 152 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,980 That's how the Dalton brothers do it. 153 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,660 Yeah. Fucking weirdos. 154 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:39,040 Suck Willie's cock over there. Suck his cock. Wow. Suck Willie's cock. Give 155 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,040 Willie some love. 156 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,220 Yeah, there you go. 157 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,720 That's right. 158 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980 That's right. 159 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,260 Open that mouth. Open that mouth. 160 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,200 Open your eyes. 161 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:35,830 That's right, Willie. 162 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:37,790 We're getting to all the fucking ass right now. 163 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,950 We're getting to all the ass right now, Willie. 164 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,790 And for God's... 165 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,350 Do you want to get some air, Willie? 166 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:08,990 That's right. Better? 167 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,930 Don't you let her sit on that. 168 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,970 Yeah. Yeah. 169 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:14,930 Get on there. 170 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,070 That's right. 171 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,470 Yeah, 172 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:25,410 there you go. 173 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,150 That's right. 174 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,780 We definitely picked up a bit. 175 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,880 Picked up a good one this time, Willie. 176 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,640 Picked up a good one this time. 177 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:53,830 That's a good girl. 178 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,550 riding my brother's cop, don't you? 179 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,250 Yeah. 180 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,759 Give me that. 181 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,800 Give me that. 182 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,180 Yeah. 183 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,540 Yeah. 184 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,680 Yeah, that's it. That's good. 185 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,500 Yeah, that's right. Look at that. 186 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,260 Oh, yeah, that's right. 187 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,040 Just like that. 188 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,520 Just like that. 189 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,730 You want to come on my brother Willie's car, huh? 190 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,390 It's so wet. 191 00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:27,650 Yeah, Willie. 192 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,390 Yeah, that's right. 193 00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:31,010 That's right. 194 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:32,570 That's right. 195 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,570 Yeah, I'm going to go open that up. 196 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,260 I think this can go in right about your fist. You're hitchhiking. You're both 197 00:23:58,260 --> 00:23:59,260 done now. 198 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320 You're done now. 199 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,560 You have no idea. 200 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,640 All the stories. 201 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:05,700 All the fucking stories. 202 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,280 Yeah, that's it. Just like that. 203 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,600 Take both those fucking guys. 204 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,380 Take both those fucking guys. 205 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:14,780 Open that mouth. 206 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,200 Open that fucking mouth. 207 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:15,700 That's it. 208 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,060 That's it. 209 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:20,460 Give Willie what he needs. Give Willie what he needs. 210 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840 Yeah. 211 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,820 Don't leave Billy out. 212 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,880 God damn, that's so good. 213 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,460 You'll end up getting exactly what you wanted. 214 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,720 I'll tell you what, there's only a good chapter in your book when I say 215 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,720 football. 216 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,760 It's true. 217 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840 Bye. 218 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,320 You like that, don't you? 219 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:16,240 Oh, yeah, baby. 220 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:17,880 Oh, yes. 221 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,820 Oh, yes. 222 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:22,920 Oh, yes. 223 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,660 Oh, yes. 224 00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:26,180 That's right. 225 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,600 Mm -hmm. 226 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,760 Oh, yeah. 227 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,840 Yeah, Willie, why don't you give that one to him? 228 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:44,629 Oh, it's so good. 229 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,000 Oh, yeah. 230 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,640 Oh, my God. 231 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:03,830 We're gonna give you a ride. 232 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:07,550 But before we do, we got one person we want you to meet. 233 00:43:08,510 --> 00:43:09,510 Meet a what? 234 00:43:09,770 --> 00:43:10,770 Oh, yeah. 235 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:12,910 Yeah, he's real excited about it, too. 236 00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:14,730 He? 237 00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:16,550 Oh, here he comes. 238 00:43:17,090 --> 00:43:18,090 Boy. 239 00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,650 Hey, Pa.